100 Most Ridiculous Things New York Dog Owners Do With Their Dogs

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101. Get matching haircuts with their dog.
102. Create “paw print” crafts for every holiday.
103. Build custom ramps because “he doesn’t like stairs.”
104. Give them a retirement party after agility class ends.
105. Let the dog pick baby names.
106. Send postcards “from the dog” while on vacation.
107. Give their dog a side hustle as a “petfluencer.”
108. Make dog biscuits shaped like famous celebrities.
109. Let the dog ride shotgun… in a booster seat.
110. Buy a matching designer bag for themselves and the dog.
111. Create a scrapbook titled “Our Journey Together.”
112. Refer to their dog as “CEO of my heart.”
113. Keep a chart of their dog’s mood swings.
114. Put the dog on hold while answering another call.
115. Pretend the dog is their coworker in Slack chats.
116. Decorate a locker for the dog at daycare.
117. Make a will and name the dog as sole heir.
118. Start a podcast “hosted” by the dog.
119. Let the dog “review” treats on YouTube.
120. Take personality quizzes “as the dog.”
121. Call their ex and say, “the dog misses you.”
122. Let their dog choose what’s for dinner with a spinner wheel.
123. Create a vision board “inspired by the dog’s energy.”
124. Make their dog wear sunglasses in public.
125. Use AI to generate fan art of their dog as a medieval knight.
126. Call the vet “his primary care provider.”
127. Refer to the mailman as “his mortal enemy.”
128. Put the dog in the family group chat.
129. Print holiday cards featuring only the dog.
130. Keep a baby monitor on their crate at work.
131. Dress up together for cosplay conventions.
132. Create a family crest featuring a paw print.
133. Set the dog’s bark as their ringtone.
134. Let the dog have a themed birthday (e.g., “Barkchella”).
135. Send handwritten thank-you notes from the dog.
136. Film slow-motion videos of the dog running “like Baywatch.”
137. Give them a “Monday motivation” pep talk.
138. Install smart lights that change color based on the dog’s mood.
139. Refer to treats as “salary.”
140. Say “he’s very spiritual” because he stared into space once.
141. Let the dog host a fake cooking show.
142. Let the dog choose paint colors by sniffing samples.
143. Buy matching Crocs and sunglasses.
144. Refer to dog hair as “glitter from heaven.”
145. Wear shirts that say “Dog’s Personal Assistant.”
146. Let the dog veto dates.
147. Include the dog in family therapy sessions.
148. Hold “barkfast” events with themed brunches.
149. Write poems “inspired by his bark.”
150. Let the dog set New Year’s resolutions.
151. Throw a “first walkiversary” party.
152. Blame the dog for text typos.
153. Refer to barking as “vocal affirmations.”
154. Buy a car based on whether the dog fits in the back.
155. Use pet-safe dye to give the dog “unicorn ears.”
156. Ask the dog what they think before quitting a job.
157. Hire a dog astrologer.
158. Ask, “What would Buster do?” in times of crisis.
159. Claim the dog understands sarcasm.
160. Create a Spotify Wrapped “for the dog.”
161. Keep a “doggie diary” updated daily.
162. Start every story with, “So today, my dog…”
163. Create a VR world where the dog can “visit the park.”
164. Buy scented candles that “remind him of grandma.”
165. Frame the first poop bag they ever used.
166. Host a doggy talent show.
167. Let the dog judge people on dating apps.
168. Bake matching cakes—one for them, one for the dog.
169. Organize “bark mitzvahs” with DJs.
170. Get a commemorative coin made of their dog.
171. Display their dog’s baby teeth in a shadow box.
172. Put a graduation cap on their puppy after training school.
173. Create a YouTube “home tour” narrated by the dog.
174. Refer to playdates as “social events.”
175. Send their dog to a spa for mud baths.
176. Name their house WiFi “PawsAreHome.”
177. Teach the dog to press buttons to say “I love you.”
178. Take a vacation “just the two of us.”
179. Get a custom theme song written for their pup.
180. Wear shirts that say “Dog Dad AF.”
181. Take “maternity leave” for a new puppy.
182. Replace their child’s photo with the dog’s on their desk.
183. Invite the dog to a wedding as an official guest.
184. Use the dog’s birthday as their password.
185. Claim the dog predicted the Super Bowl winner.
186. Make a TikTok trend about “what my dog eats in a day.”
187. Let their dog “paint” with paws and call it art.
188. Hang a “do not disturb, dog meditating” sign.
189. Use their dog as a measuring tool: “It’s about 3 Rovers long.”
190. Say, “He’s not fat, he’s just… fluff forward.”
191. Build a pup-sized replica of the White House.
192. Give their dog an emotional support human.
193. Take holiday photos with their dog in matching Santa suits.
194. Tell strangers the dog’s “dating history.”
195. Say, “She’s in her cottagecore era.”
196. Throw the dog a prom with a corsage.
197. Paint a mural of the dog by the dog.
198. Call the dog their “emotional support chaos agent.”
199. Start a religion centered on their pug.
200. Have the dog write passive-aggressive Yelp reviews for groomers.